tlug: Microsoft joke of the day

["Jonathan Byrne" <jpmag@example.com>]

As you all relax and recover from yesterday's mega-TLUG
meeting and subsequent nomikai, here's a nice Microsoft joke
from the Joke-of-the-Day mailing list to keep you all
entertained (note: you will actually need Windows and Word
for Windows to make this joke work, or perhaps it will also
work on the Mac version of Word) on this rainy Sunday
afternoon:

Do Microsoft Developers have a problem that we don't know
about???

1.  Open a new document in Word.
2.  Type "Unable to follow directions"  (without the
quotes).
3.  Highlight the entire sentence you just typed.
4.  Click "Tools"; "Language"; "Thesaurus"  (or hit shift-F7
    to open the thesaurus).
5.  Replace with the given synonym...




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