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tlug: humour: Win98 source code




I probably shouldn't fwd this to the list, but it made me chuckle this morn
so I will .......

see you at tengu
tim:)

> > Source Code for Windows 98
> > 
> > /*
> >   TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code    
> >   Project: Chicago(tm)
> >   Projected release-date: Summer 1998
> > */
> >     
> > #include "win31.h"
> > #include "win95.h"
> > #include "evenmore.h"
> > #include "oldstuff.h"
> > #include "billrulz.h"
> > #define INSTALL = HARD
> >      
> > char make_prog_look_big[1600000];      
> > void main()
> > {
> >   while(!CRASHED)
> >   {
> >     display_copyright_message();
> >     display_bill_rules_message();  
> >     do_nothing_loop();
> >     if (first_time_installation)
> >     {
> >       make_50_megabyte_swapfile();         
> >       do_nothing_loop();
> >       totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();  
> >       search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); 
> >       hang_system();
> >     }
> >  
> >     write_something(anything);
> >     display_copyright_message();
> >     do_nothing_loop();
> >     do_some_stuff();
> > 
> >     if (still_not_crashed)  
> >     {
> >       display_copyright_message();       
> >       do_nothing_loop();
> >       basically_run_windows_3.1();      
> >       do_nothing_loop();
> >       do_nothing_loop();  
> >     }
> >   }
> >     
> >   if (detect_cache())
> >     disable_cache();
> >      
> >   if (fast_cpu())
> >   {
> >     set_wait_states(lots);
> >     set_mouse(speed, very_slow);     
> >     set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> >     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> >   }
> >     
> >   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */    
> >   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ 
> >   printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
> >   if (system_ok())
> >     crash(to_dos_prompt);
> >   else
> >      system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
> > 
> >   while(something)
> >   {
> >     sleep(5);
> >     get_user_input();
> >     sleep(5);
> >     act_on_user_input();
> >     sleep(5);
> >   }
> >   create_general_protection_fault();
> > }
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