OT: Re: [tlug] Novell letter to SCO - "You don't own it anyway"

[Sam Tilders <sam@example.com>]

On Wed, 6 Aug 2003 12:45, J. David Beutel wrote:
> Subject: URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED
>
> DEAR SIR/MADAM:
>
> I AM MR. DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF
> EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CALDERA SYSTEMS

SpamAssassin or HumourAssassin? I nearly missed this one, as funny as it is.


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  AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY
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