Unix Man

[vp@example.com (Viktor Pavlenko)]

Sorry if you find this silly:-) but while the ML is quiet...


Unix Man (Sing to Beetles "Nowhere Man")
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He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX plans
For nobody.

Knows the blocksize from du
Cares not where /dev/null goes to
Isn't he a bit like you
And me?

UNIX Man, please listen
My lpd is missin'
UNIX Man
The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.

He's as wise as he can be
Uses lex and yacc and C
UNIX Man, can you help me
At all?

UNIX Man, don't worry
Test with time, don't hurry
UNIX Man
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.

He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX plans
For nobody ...