Microshaft humor

["Stephen J. Turnbull" <turnbull@example.com>]

---- Begin included message ----

• To: sheflug@example.com
• Subject: [Sheflug] You've probably heard this, but...
• From: Steve Tickle <s.tickle@example.com>
• Date: Thu, 01 Feb 2001 15:01:22 +0000
• Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII
• List-help: <http://www.sheflug.co.uk>
• List-owner: <mailto:sheflug-admins@example.com>
• List-post: <mailto:sheflug@example.com>
• List-subscribe: <mailto:sheflug-request@example.comSubject=subscribe>
• List-unsubscribe: <mailto:sheflug-request@example.comSubject=unsubscribe>
• Reply-to: "Sheflug" <sheflug@example.com>
• Sender: sheflug-bounce@example.com

.. it made me laugh, so here goes anyway.

A mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a 
Micros*ft engineer were all travelling in the same car when it ground to a 
halt. The mechanical engineer said, "I know what's wrong, the cam belt has 
snapped". The chemical engineer said, "No, it's the mixture that needs 
adjusting". The electrical engineer then said, "You're all wrong. I think 
the spark isn't getting to the spark plugs".
Not being able to agree, they turned to the Micros*ft engineer, who up 
until this point had said nothing. "Well, what do you think?" they all 
asked. "I think we should all get out of the car and then get back in 
again." says he.

Ayethangyou

Steve


---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sheffield Linux User's Group - http://www.sheflug.co.uk
To unsubscribe from this list send mail to
- <sheflug-request@example.com> - with the word 
 "unsubscribe" in the body of the message. 

  GNU the choice of a complete generation.

---- End included message ----

-- 
University of Tsukuba                Tennodai 1-1-1 Tsukuba 305-8573 JAPAN
Institute of Policy and Planning Sciences       Tel/fax: +81 (298) 53-5091
_________________  _________________  _________________  _________________
What are those straight lines for?  "XEmacs rules."