tlug: forwarded message from R Preston McAfee

["Stephen J. Turnbull" <turnbull@example.com>]

Somebody was suggesting a Texas accent as the Universal Standard
Language.  I guess this explains why: Texans are the lowest common
denominator, so "Universal" means we have to use the only thing the
Texans can handle.  :-)


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• To: joke@example.com
• Subject: The Forgotten Man
• From: owner-joke@example.com (R Preston McAfee)
• Date: Tue, 16 Jun 1998 13:51:10 -0500 (CDT)
• Reply-To: R Preston McAfee <mcafee@example.com>

>From the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board:

Your last name is your password. If you have any questions or have
forgotten your password, please contact the Coordinating Board. 
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Thanks to Dale Stahl

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