[tlug] Linux Laws

[Phillip Tribble <phillip.tribble@example.com>]

http://www.linux.com/feature/131066

BULLENSTINE, USA -- The LLA (Linux Liberation Army) announced today that 
it has adopted tough new rules governing all future Linux users. Driven 
by the escalating popularity of Linux and the accompanying surge in 
requests for support from new users, the LLA sees raising the barrier to 
further Linux adoption to be more than just a good idea, so it's now the 
law.