[tlug] LinuX-Mas caroling we shall go

[BABA Yoshihiko <baba@example.com>]

Many of you might have known already. Anyway,

http://www.linuxworld.com/go.cgi?id=741533

   Microsoft is Coming To Town (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming To 
Town)

      You better watch out
      You better not cry,
      "I don't know where all my licenses lie!"
      Microsoft is coming to town

      You paid for it list,
      You paid for it twice;
      You paid even more for legal advice.
      Microsoft is coming to town

      They know when you run Windows
      They know when you use Word
      They treat a loyal customer
      Like a lying, thieving turd.

      With auditing threats
      In letters that come
      Their lawyers will have you reaching for Tums
      Microsoft is coming to town

      Bill's desperate now
      There's no time to play
      He's casting dot-Net to drag in your pay
      Microsoft is coming to town

      They offer a solution
      When you are left in tears
      Just sign here on the bottom line
      And subscribe for fifty years!

      Oh, you should have watched out
      Gave Linux a try
      Now licensing six is bleeding you dry
      Microsoft is coming to town
      Microsoft is coming to town!

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BABA Yoshihiko